Ko ima folk preveč časa
Tole je bilo spisano pri pouku zaradi čudne volje in zanimivega naslova. In pa da se razumemo, cela stvar je bila namenjena za šalo (čeprav so nekatere stvari resnične).
World’s greatest conspiracy
If you were to ask people what do they believe is the world’s greatest conspiracy, most would answer something in the lines of politics, prices, assassinations, oil, military, etc. But those do not even come close to the real horrors. I myself believe, that the greatest conspiracy comes from the Japanese. South Park touched this topic briefly in their parody of Pokemon called Chinpokomon. The greatest threat from Japan aren’t Pokemon, though. It’s Hello Kitty. Yes, that is right, the “”cutest”" thing on Earth is slowly taking over the world. Well, only half of the world actually (men are immune to its ill effect). Pokemon try to get the other half (failing miserably at that for it is not cute enough). In any case, the Japanese are addicting us to cute little toys, which are just like drugs with bigger effects and price tags on them. The only thing I don’t know, is the motive in this. Sure, they get a lot of money, but what will these toys make us do? Make us move to Japan, destroy whole cities, or simply make all men hate and divorce their wives making whole continents extinct? Only time will tell, now excuse me, I think there is a Hello Kitty lamp on sale in the local store (can’t miss that).
-Wilin Neofoxx
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